An Ode from the Bitcoin Provocateur

Out of the ashes emerged a snarling rodent dubbed Max Punk.

Open conflict, Whales besting Bored-Apes, the social layer manifest.

Bitcoin leaders sent to prison, then freed by massive strike waves.

HODL'ers fighting in the streets, power cuts, three-day work weeks, Maxi's battling for Hashrates, governments brought down, Central Banks crying.

Les banquiers impuissants.

The Orange-Pilled class – loud, stacked and toxic.

The Provocateur don't stand downwind from sh%#tcoins.

Max Punk smells of victory not of FOMO.

*An Orange sky at night traverses’ seas of fiat to El Salvador dreams, not NFT nightmares.

A very explosive Bukele friend.

Promoting Bitcoin through absurdist and provocative actions,

a means of enacting monetary change.

Preuve de 'travail[ers]' never strike.

Dieu ne sauvera pas le dollar, le régime.

Fiat makes you a moron, a potential Elon-bomb.

The Provocateur don't stand downwind from sh%#tcoins.

Max Punk smells of victory not of FOMO.

*An Orange sky at night traverses’ seas of fiat to El Salvador dreams, not NFT nightmares.

A very explosive Bukele friend.

Orange shoes and clothing only provoke the volcanoes.

Consuming sats, not the FUD.

And there ain't no future 'cept with Bitcoin.

...In your dreaming Laser eyes!

This is a guest post by Enza Coin. Opinions expressed are entirely their own and do not necessarily reflect those of BTC Inc or Bitcoin Magazine.